I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
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I hope you find someone that
mindlessly strokes your legs and
massages your back and plays with
your hair and I hope that you feel like
You’re home when you look at them.
11anothergirl11 (via perfect)
Reblog if you dont shave your legs everyday.
who the fuck shaves their legs everyday?
Once or twice a week if the world is lucky lol
She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting (1997)
I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner
I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE
i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”
tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?
its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.
Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.
I want you here, rn, in my bed, with our legs intertwined, hands interlocked and your head on my chest.
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.